I’m so tired I wanna cry and in ten minutes people are about to show up at our door to get breakfast but no one in my room is even conscious yet. Why does the world work like this
i have never ever watched or read harry potter can i have an award for that
there you go
“boys will be bo-“
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
we will not.
you will do so or i’ll shove responsibility so far up your ass you’ll taste tax bills for weeks
that was the greatest comeback in the history of great comebacks
I don’t know how I’m going to make it through this concert. It’s basically day one and I feel like I’m gonna lose my voice. Plus it’s freezing and rainy outside, how is this Florida?
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
That was probably the first time of any bus trip I’ve been on where everyone was quiet and watched the movie.